Saturday, September 23, 2006

Eve of the promotional exams

My renewed vigour in blogging is a testament to the increased free time I have on my hands as my teaching responsibilities draw to a close. Tomorrow is the start of the promotional exams, and while marking 120 essays is not a task I particularly look forward to, it is still a welcomed change from the hectic rush of a teaching week.

I have never been so "consulted" in the last few days as students made a mad rush to clarify doubts. While it's heartening to see them trying their best during this critical period, it would have been far more effective if they had consulted me earlier in the term and had the opportunities to put their knowledge to practice.

Teachers are of course just as anxious (sometimes more) than the students. Having marked their assignments, we know that they are not as prepared as we would have liked them to be, and a quick check around the staff room will stir up similar sentiments as colleagues groan that students still cannot distinguish well-articulated arguments from frivolous examples. Well, we have done what we could by now, and we have very little say from this point on about how well they will do. (An irony, considering that we are the ones who will mark their exam scripts) We can only hope that our incessant nagging and countless reminders will take them through this time of trial.

My students are beginning to look like walking zombies. I tasked Rayson to find me a working OHP from the next classroom that day, and when he returned wheeling the OHP along, he looked so haggard, pallid and lifeless that the OHP looks more animated next to him. In fact, he reminded me of a common sight in hospitals: sickly old men shuffling along hospital corridors, pushing along the metal structure which supports the intravenous drip that is hooked up to them. Gosh, is it that bad? Are we sucking their very life force out of them?

Anyway, except for a handful of students, I can honestly say that most of my students are already sufficiently equipped to do well (a relative term of course) in the exam and there is no real need for undue stress. (even though teachers are not easily satisfied and will always ask for more) It's just the fear that their scripts will not reflect their best abilities, which would certainly be a cause for regret. Hang in there, all my dearest students, and stay in one piece.

Friday, September 22, 2006

我不是挨家挨户硬着头皮找人试穿玻璃鞋的无聊王子
应该也不会笨到在荒山野岭随便亲吻陌生女人的僵冷尸体
(在道德沦亡, 性病猖獗的社会)

你不是难耐独守空闺而千里寻夫哭倒长城的巾帼女子
也希望你不是那种动辄回眸一笑就会迷倒众生的倾城佳人
(在战乱连绵,烽火难熄的年代)

青蛙在还没变成王子之前
就被因温室效应而起了变化的炎热气温曝干了
公主欣慰地取回它刁在嘴里的球
继续与整过容的巫婆玩见不得光的游戏

家喻户晓的童话
在霓虹喧嚣的世界里被扭曲
可歌可泣的故事
在物换星移的过程中被遗忘

随手可及的现实
既然能实现在扑朔迷离的世界里
我又何尝不能
坐着魔毯
沿着黄砖路
一路向前?

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Of Coughs, Sore Throats and Husky Voices

That's the theme of the month.

It started with Kit Chan's lacklustre performance at Forbidden City. Her valiant and blood-curdling shouts of "TONG ZHI!" (which I sometimes still hear in the middle of the night) from three years ago was nowhere to be found, and some of the newer members of the cast obviously sing much better than her. Well, one could detect a tinge of roughness in her voice that night, and I guess she just wasn't on form. Not that I blame her or that I am not supporting local artistes, but one must give credit where it is due(fundamnetal principal of marking) and not belittle the efforts of the other artistes.

Then my GP rep from A02 got herself infected with tuberculosis and was out of action from school. Poor girl...all the coughing out blood and medicine and everything, and so close to the promos too. I myself had vivid memories of falling sick during exam time. I distinctly remember that I studied for O Level Chemistry sitting beside the toilet bowl, ready at any time to vomit the entire contents of my stomach out. I also recall getting dengue fever during my Year 2 July Common Tests, and I was so bored that I had to study boring Physics stuff like the duality nature of light and photoelectric effect while lying on the hospital bed.

And now I'm down with this terrible sore throat which compromises my ability to talk in class(which might be cause for rejoice for my students.. I remember Luke's disappointed look when he was unable to "switch me off" with the air-con remote.). Nowadays I punctuate my sentences with fits of cough and bouts of throat clearing. It's getting to the point where I feel my vocal cords strained and sore after 11 periods of teaching today. (YESH I have a monstrous 11 periods on Thursdays.) Apparently Leonard lost his voice entirely and had to resort to this gadget which pronounces his words as he writes them..freaked me out! Don't let that happen to me! Well it's good that the Promos are here and I'll just be marking instead of using my voice (except for the inevitable quarreling and arguing in stinking Innovation Room 2 as we mark and standardize and moderate.)

Speaking of that, all the best to my students from S23, S18, A02 and S24! It's tough, but be there for each other..we're in this together! Give yourself no reasons for regret. Hang in for the final stretch.......erm..before PW * groan *

Monday, September 18, 2006

HA-LOW? May-be....

A02 had a fine time laughing at how I said HA-LOW. Well, it's not the first time, I think some of my students in GMSS made a similar remark as well, just that I never took notice. I still don't really get it...what's so funny? * scratches head * It was just an exaggerated way of saying it to catch someone's attention...........

Qiuxuan had, of course, remarked about how I pronounce "maybe". Again I can't remember what was the problem, something to do with pitch intonation...that I had a peculiar way of changing the tone halfway or something like that.

And I notice how I always fumble on the word "society", especially with S18. And since we are looking at social issues for these two terms, I had to struggle on more than one occasion to enunciate all these sibilants and fricatives. Another terrible word is "statistics". Of course it is no problem when you pronounce it on your own, but when you are teaching and talking fast(as I tend to) my tongue just somehow does not move as fast as I would like it to..... Well, speaking in front of people is just not that easy =p